24 Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

What do PCs nibble on?Microchips.

What do you call a dairy animals eating grass in an enclosure? A garden mooer
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For what reason didn't the skeleton go to the move? Since he had no-body to run with.

What did the penny say to the next penny? We make consummate pennies.

For what reason did the man with one hand cross the street? To get to the second hand shop.

For what reason did the photo go to imprison? Since it was encircled.

32. Why clams never give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

33. What did the enormous fireplace say to the little chimney?You're excessively youthful, making it impossible to smoke.

34. How do baseball players remain cool? Sit alongside their fans.

35. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

36. For what reason was the math book pitiful? Since it had an excessive number of issues.

37. What runs yet doesn't go anyplace? An icebox.

38. How would you get a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

39. What do you do with a blue whale? Endeavor to perk him up!

40. How would you speak with a fish? Drop him a line!

41. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?A Juan on Juan.

I never needed to trust that my Dad was taking from his activity as a street worker.But when I returned home, every one of the signs were there.

What's the distinction between cook meat and pea soup?Anyone can broil hamburger yet no one can pee soup!

Did you catch wind of the person who broke the two his left arm and left leg?He's OK now.

Which measures more, a huge amount of quills or a huge amount of blocks? Not one or the other, they both measure a ton!

What has four eyes however can't see? Mississippi!

Where does wood originate from? A person named woody.

. What has one horn and gives drain A drain truck.

50. Where do bulls get their messages On a bull-etin board.